Behold the Flying Graysons

The spectacle you are about to witness has never before been attempted in front of a live audience, a double-slick backflip, a triple kowtow directly into a drinking glass full of subconscious self-consciousness.

They have trained rigorously for this stunt, long nights spent in dark mountain savagery, swinging from metaphor to clumsy hard-won image, and as you can see, ladies and gentlemen, there is no safety net beneath them.

The tightrope has been traversed, time and again; the balance beam has been bested. It is this, the greatest challenge, the task beyond words, that remains.

They are completely safe.

Well, they are probably completely safe.

Realistically, nothing in life is completely safe. What if they slip?

The Flying Graysons are winking over the horizon like the setting sun, fancy footwork from pose to pose; they truly seem like pros. There may be others out there like the Flying Graysons, but watching them skim the clouds, grimaces of effort and concentration invisible in the silver wisps, it seems impossible.

Language Barrier

I have not come to say

He says, she says, hearsay

Or listen if you will

Which you should, I must say,

But if it must be said,

Then I will listen.

You say the word is true and good

The good word a bon mot

Bon mot, mot juste

bon mot a good word

for good word

a mot juste—

You get what I’m saying.

Dismember the distinct,

Vivisect the vivid

(or vice-versa),

And you and I have nothing to say.

I’d love to stay and chat, but I only speak crop circle.

Freaky Show

Step right up, behold the wonders,

grotesqueries, madness, monsters

beyond comprehension.

Your wildest dreams,

and nightmares. Man

harnesses Science

harnesses Man.

Boys and girls, fire

illuminates dark corners

of the soul, but something

remains untouched—

heebie-jeebies

creepy-crawlies

lurking in every Boomstick.

Dark native warrior hits the ground,

do you betray me with a kiss?

Twisted metal, blood

and bone. But please:

do not be alarmed!

It is only illusion,

all part of the show.

Photograph by Diane Arbus

A deepest skin deep beauty. Skin bleeds ink bleeds skin, a voodoo do or dye. Bright colors mean poison, says National Geographic. Weak or meek, freak of the week, he is spatial special. He combats sameness tooth and nail. Independent claws.

December 25, 1997

The purple, joie de vivre sky looked sick, and true,
if you were watching Agent J like I was,
you might think the sky had just spit him up.
I remember I was wearing a sweater,
which is probably what made it so cold
that day.

So there was Agent J, basking in the jazz hands
and backflips of the street lights,
jumping 10 feet 8 inches off the ground,
landing in a split next to the sandwich board men
who know that the world is ending
and UFOs are real.

UFOs are real. Agent J is a spaceman. That’s how come I know.

A chorus line of SDFs and bums sang the colors
of the rainbow, and supernovas,
and black holes, and J the spaceman,
ground control to Major J,
kept dancing down those Wednesday streets,
Agent J phone home.

The smell of dirt and sweat
And 20-20 hindsight crescendoed to a deafening
volume, louder than those whispers
you know are about you. But Agent J
just kicked and smiled
and twirled the little girls
lined up one by one.

It was at this point that Agent J,
the J-man,
dove off the Brooklyn Bridge
into the shiny star water below.
I think if I were upside-down
he would have been flying straight up,
into a moon made of purple joie de vivre

and cheese.

Perhaps it is wiser to live in the moment.
Do you ever think about the future?
she asked me.
There was a moment
I thought of quasars and phasers and phasars
(whatever they are)
beaming up, Scotty (Scottie?), Sulu,
flying cars, hovercraft,
laser guns, electric eyes--
electric laser eyes!
I do not think this is what she meant
so I just said
Not really.

Bad News

The front page,
special edition,
ex-tray ex-tray read all about it
Sunday paper blows down city streets,
pummeled by merciless windy fists.

Car tires make a blind perusal,
breaking its spine
again and again.
It ducks and weaves like a boxer,
wobbles and weaves like a drunk,
ends up in a puddle of grease
and muddy water,
halfway soaked through.

The front page,
special edition Sunday paper
looks into the hearts
of passersby,
x-ray x-ray read all about it,
reading inner thoughts,
secret thoughts,
nasty thoughts.

Newsprint passes
silent judgment,
adding its own breaking news
commentary with its last
two unsullied words:
Violence Continues.
The rest is obscured.